Recent Blog: HORNY SPANISH FLIES HORNYSPANISHFLIES.COM should tell you about Mrs. Marie Pardoe. First, she really isn't a Missus, at least not any more. She lost her husband to cancer a few years earlier, but we all continued to use the Missus out of respect. She is a fiery little woman in her mid to late 30's. She stands about 5'3, big Texas-style red hair, which is probably colored since every now and then the tint changes slightly. Her body type would be characterized in today's politically correct terminology as "thick". She wasn't fat by any means, there weren't any signs of varicose veins or cellulite on her legs, nor did she have the arm wings or sagging cheeks etc. What made her appear to be that way were her enormous tits. The guys would always joke that those things entered a room a good 5 minutes before she did. They were THAT big. And when she went swimming, if she did the backstroke, they would protrude out over the water like two buoys in the ocean. It was pure joy to see her walk around the pool deck in her bathing suit because with each step, those tits took on a life of their own.
Her personality was great though. She had 2 young pre-teenage girls at home so she knew all the slang, dirty jokes and culture of my generation. On occasion, she even told me a few jokes that I hadn't heard before, complete with the profanity. At first, it was weird having an adult talk to me that way, but I soon realized she was treating me as an adult too.
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